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[ can't be fucking normal yup ]

your hair is very nice and soft? why what?

mmmm i feel very motivated to help your career right now

( preening... of course her hair is soft!! )

Pulling on it isn't appreciation! Pat it if you're going to touch it! But not too long!

( yeah great idea. )

And the catch is...?

headpats and what do i get in exchange?

[ ...can he sound less sleazy omg ]

no catch! consider it a bonus, a perk! a sign of our blossoming friendship

The privilege of touching it, of course!

( what else could there be huh!! )

Hm.. You're not going to make me do anything weird are you?

( like what career are we talking about here...... )

[ He is enjoying this. ]

what do you mean by weird? have i ever done anything weird since we've known one another?

[ L O L ]

( 🙄 )

I think that's just an information broker thing.

( once again looks at tatsuomi, who is also weird at her direction. )

As long as the scope of the job is within my abilities, I'll do it. I won't break the law either!

( she's a good girl. :/ )

i am the superior information broker, don't forget.

of course you are.

best girl. ahhhhhhh, you see i'm in the market for a courier

( hmmm...... )

As long as you recognize that.

Do I get to know what I'm carrying? If it's love letters, I think that's best done by your own hand.

first rule of your new job! don't ask what you are carrying, just know
that you will be well paid for it

You do realize how sketchy that sounds, right? I know I'm a cute, innocent-looking girl who wouldn't look suspicious to the eyes of the law, but that's because I am! I'd make a terrible drug mule or whatever you're peddling.

( she's also the WORST liar, )

don't do drugs, kids, that's my motto

[ now he is looking to just poke at her ego ]

maybe i was wrong about you being a good courier...

I'm not a kid.

( stoooooppppp she doesn't want to fall for it!!!!!! )

I'll have you know I'd be really good at it, if I knew what it was!!

But I'll admit that I'm better used as a sword anyway. I just won't clean your mess up for you.

( so picky.. )

you being good with a sword is a plus! sometimes what i need to send is important and people might want to stop you
so you have to be strong
and you are